Me: Hey close the door
Parent: *leaves the door open 2 centimeters*
Me: *dying whale noise*
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Turn that frown upside down
the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast
you could have at least said spoiler alert
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person: are you athletic?
me: i run
person: oh sweet
me: *whispers* a blog
so my neighbors completely drunk out of his mind and he just went outside of his house singing and i can hear him from my room and this is what happened…
him: baby you light up the world nobody does and you flip your hair i’m overwhelmed but when you look at the ground i can tell
me: *screams out the window* IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO SING IT RIGHT THEN DON’T SING IT AT ALL
him: woah where did that voice come from omg
me: what the hell
him: i think i’m hearing things
me:
him:
me:
him:
me:go inside you dumbass
him: okay thanks jesus
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me: oh my god koreans are so good at dancing
brother: well, it’s called koreagraphy for a reason
me: omg
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Turn that frown upside down
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- me: will you be my valentine
- fictional character:
- me:
- fictional character:
- me:
- fictional character:
- me:
- fictional character:
- me: its okay take your time
- me: why am i so funny
- me: i don't know
- me: *laughs*
- me: *sighs*
- Stomach: fat
- Legs: fat
- Arms: fat
- Face: fat
- Reflection: fat
- Me: fat
- Day off: Tumblr
- Need to study: Tumblr
- Shitty weather: Tumblr
- Wonderful and sunny weather: Tumblr
- Plans with other people: Tumblr
- In class: Tumblr
- Supposed to be sleeping: Tumblr
- Watching TV: Tumblr
- On the bus: Tumblr
- The apocalypse: Tumblr
- During my own funeral: Tumblr
- Everywhere: Tumblr
- Tumblr: Tumblr
